Glass For Streeters® Program

One Streeter's Act of Courage
Preliminary ranting to benefit the Glass for Streeters® program

The New SouthPark Order suspended purchases of Hot Wheels® cars on Monday to protest the Red Line Club's® bloody crackdown on satirical posts and called on members around the world to stand symbolically with the Neet Streeter™ that braved a column of tanks.

"That image I think is going to be with us a long time," nSPo President Tom Berry told an evening meeting of Hot Wheels® collectors in a departure from a prepared text on rubber tires.

Earlier, at a news conference, Mr. Berry declared that RLC® moderators must learn "it's not going to be business as usual" and accused the RLC® administrators of "brutally suppressing popular and peaceful postings."

Later, Berry told members of the Blue Real Riders® Club he was haunted by the "bravery of that Neet Streeter™ that stood alone in front of the tanks rolling down the main avenue. It was an extraordinary moment in which a spark of heroism that came from nowhere motivated this little car to go out and face this massive force. It seemed to sum up in the most graphic and symbolic way what everybody had been feeling: the power of the individual member to actually have an effect on the might of the RLC®. Doesn't a car that courageous deserve a windowglass?"

In pledging his support to the BRR Club's® Glass for Streeters™ campaign, Berry stated "I will not yield, I will not rest, I will not relent in waging this struggle to provide windows and rubber tires for Neet Streeters™ around the world."

I feel a song coming on... something from John Philip Sousa, perhaps.

I'll stand with ya, bro. United we stand, and all that mumbo-jumbo. Of course, it could just be the 5 A.M. on a Saturday morning before overtime thing talkin'.