Rubber-Lovers Screwed!
For those of you who've been out of action for a while, here's an actual image from the Hot Wheels® Collectors.com's Red Line Club®, regarding its current sELECTIONs® voting. This demonstrates the farce that their polls have become:
But we've got you covered!
To appease the Real Riders™ fans in light of the recent sELECTIONs® injustice, the Blue Real Riders Club™ is offering up a special "feel-good" product line for our members.
Thanks to a purchasing agreement with Alan at crum_a in Littleton, CO, we're able to bring you the exclusive BRR™ Club Condoms! Now you can have safe sex that looks and feels like the real thing!
This is a great way for you Real Riders™ lovers to share your rubber-clad Purple Passion® with that "someone special"!
Coming in four styles:
- For the fastest metal car collectors in the world— The Five-Stroke Redline, in Race Team Blue.
- For the heavyweights— The Deep Dish magnum, available only in Midnight Blue
- For those that want a little extra spice— The Firestone (with heated lubricant) in Ice Blue
- For those facing a wild bumpy ride— The Baja (with "knobby tread" for her pleasure) in Blue Steel Gunmetal
Each of these four unique styles will be made available by the six-pack, and slid deep inside special clamshells featuring artwork by our own Otto Kuhnti! Priced at $14.95 (plus slipping & handling), and available for a limited time only, we don't expect these to last very long!
Blue Balls Free With Every Order!
Blue Real Riders Club™ Dryer Balls are a must-have for doin' it in the laundry room!
Constructed from PVC plastic to withstand high heat, they lift and separate laundry, allowing hot air to flow more efficiently. The unique soft rubber material actually reduces static, eliminating the need for dryer sheets.
Just toss your balls in with your wet things, and the specially-designed tips massage the fibers in your clothes—opening them up and making them soft and fluffy without the use of chemicals.
Best of all, they're durable! With this simple design, after you've finished off one load, they're immediately ready to go again! Safe for all fabrics, including the BRR™ Club T-shirt available in our Shop!
