Sneak Peeks Posted 10/01/08:

The most nutritious metal cars in the world!

The Blue Real Riders™ Club has commissioned the New SouthPark Order® to create the finest frozen meals ever issued by a diecast collective. We're not quite ready to introduce these to the mass market yet— we're still waiting on our supplier to provide the sELECTIONs™ cars we need, and we've had to put these meals on the back burner while the Blue Real Riders™ Club cooks up something even bigger. However, we know you're hungry for new BRR® stuff, so we're offering this sneak peek as a little something to hold you over 'til dinnertime.

Each of the upcoming BRR® Ultra Hot™ frozen meals will provide a low-fat, heart-healthy alternative to other diecast dinners.

We start with the best cuts of plastic interior, with no fillers or by-products, and wrap them in a crunchy zamac shell. The pieces are sauteed in rich creamery zinc, and coated with a delicious Spectraflame® glaze. Served with two vegetable side dishes and a dessert item, you can microwave these meals to go from BRR® in your freezer to Ultra Hot™ on your table in minutes!

Soon to be available in three variations: Horsemeat, made with the choicest grade-A 100% and Vintage Mustang castings; Fish Sticks, consisting of genuine North Atlantic Bait-and-Switch Barracuda; and bringing up the rear (in more ways than one), Red-hot Spicy Chevy wings make up The Heartburn of America dinner. This is some mean cuisine!

We're also working on a Screaming Chicken dinner with delicious Hot Birds™, and an Orange Track Snack platter, both to be introduced after the initial three meals have hit the market. So save some room for pie!

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